Well isn’t that sad for you.
Wishful Thinker says: “Title says it all…if you are interested, please let me know. I know it is a weird thing to post but it’s worth a shot. I can explain the why’s and all later. Please don’t be all offended and sensitive, but rather understand where I am coming from.
I hope to hear from you soon. Please send a picture if you can and info about you. Thanks!”
What kind of info would you really require? Has mouth? Check.
Bet women are just lining up to help him out with that. “Oooh me! me! I want to be first…” Yea….not likely. The whole appeal of being first doesn’t quite work the same for women and men. But good try!