Honest Abe says: “Me : Attached, but bored. Honest. Down-to-earth. Very healthy, clean, D/D free. Non-smoker. Nice, lean, attractive body. Facially attractive. Strong, healthy sex drive. Discreet. Can be trusted.
YOU should be :
Single or attached. Nice, real, and not a game-player (Attached, not a game player, but willing to sleep around. And when this person ends up being a “game player” you will be genuinely surprised, right?). Serious about meeting somewhere. Thin/lean or curvy/busty..either one is fine. Likes a bit of adventure. Somewhat accessible to Palatine/Kildeer/Lake Zurich/Long Grove, etc. Age unimportant but no one under 21!! Or over 50…thank you.
Write me back. Include some type of picture and a little about yourself and whereabouts your located. Women ONLY…….NO, i repeat, NO men!”
Let’s review. He is attached “but bored”, honest, and can be trusted. Hmmm…. The critical thinker in me says something just doesn’t add up here. Could it be that honest and trustworthy people do not lie to and cheat on their partners? Oh, yes. I do believe that is it. What Honest Abe needs is a good kick to the balls. That will clear up his muddled thinking, I believe.