Like how he slips the “unemployed” in there. Almost missed it with all the other stuff going on in the ad.
BHM says: “Hey….
Thick dude, not stick skinny anorexic, but not 927 lbs thick either!!!!!!!!!. Curvy in all of the right places. I’m a Big Handsome Male (BHM)…that’s apparently the new acronym for fat guys!!!!!!!!!!
Fat, non-balding, unemployed, toothful, haired, educated, nice guy (who is trying hard to change and adapt to the women who are disgusted by nice guys out here, so cut me some slack. A guy can’t go from being nice to treating a woman like crap overnight!!!)
My likes are comedy, 80’s music, politics and movies.
I don’t smoke and will not smoke to be a “bad boy”…even if it means I can get a “hot” chick. Same with drugs. Never tried them and won’t. I enjoy alcohol responsibly.
I will keep my cats, even if “bad boys” do not have cats and “hot” women will not date guys with cats.
Since I’m trying to break my nice guy image/personality, I’ll say that I PROBABLY won’t knock you around and PROBABLY won’t cheat on you. I MAYYYYYYYY even kiss you on the first date!!!!!!!!!! I’m throwing caution to the wind here ladies.
My Big Handsome Man photo is current, whether you consider that a good thing or not, it’s at least true.
So, for all of you good looking women who go for bad boys…..I’m trying here…sometimes, I won’t shave for THREE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I even have SEVERAL leather jackets!!!!!!!! I like my cars, cool and the music in my car loud! Cool cars and hot women.
So, why don’t you take me out for a drink and see what you think??????? See this “BH bad boy” up close and personal. Whateva.
Please put BAD BOY in the subject line and a RECENT photo or two of YOU and tell me in the body why I should trust you enough to talk to you and why you even wrote me?????????
Let’s extract the important information here…
… he wants someone to take him out and to kiss that someone. Yea right.