good girl wanted

Where do you turn when you get dumped and don’t have money for strippers to soothe your aching heart? Craigslist of course.

On the Rebound and Broke says: “hey ladies i am a very nice guy looking for a very nice girl. i just got out of a 3 year relationship my ex just up and left me heart broken i am looking to move on to so hit me up if intrested. p.s i am unemployed plz send pic”

Nice little “p.s.” there. How long have you been unemployed? Should this nice girl have a job and not mind you mooching off of her?  

Douche.

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