How about some Top Ramen? Top means it’s high quality…not like those other crappy kinds.
Looking for Food says: “I am looking for a nice lady with some cooking skills. would like for you to invite me over for a nice home cooked meal and conversation. I’ll bring the bottle of wine or desert and myself. are there any ladies that still do that sort of thing? a lot of women are asking for things I just want to meet one woman that doesn’t mind doing something themselves”
You can keep the conversation but we might be willing to overlook your douchiness for some wine.