Kitty says: “were oh were has my kitty gone i am in search of another kitty kitty is there a kitty out there that wants a new playmate if so let me know i will share my ball of yarn and maby even some of my cat nip. WOMEN ONLY”
This nutball is pretending to be a
cat kitty. “Ah ha! I know what will be attractive to women! I will pretend to be an animal when writing my personal ad. That gets ’em every time!” No, no it doesn’t. It’s not cute, or funny, or even unique or creative. It’s stupid.