He ate the last one.
Needs a Girlfriend says: “i need a very attractive girl that wants a relationship w/ me and knows im am safe with im safe man and i am not a bad person at all i wont harm u at all i promise”
His insistence on not being dangerous is a little unsettling but a promise is a promise…. He can’t be held accountable for what happens when hungry though. Without a well thought out exit plan you could very well end up being his after dinner snack.
If the “oil” he’s using to give you a massage has a buttery aroma…you better throw him a twinkie from the night stand and ruuun!