Wants to be Inlove says: “I would love to be inlove with one woman! One woman that wouldn’t mind bringing home her girlfriends to play with from time to time…
If you’re interested, write back and let get to know each other..”
Remember if you don’t spell it correctly, it doesn’t count.
“I said I wanted to be ‘inlove’, not in love. I don’t even know what the fuck ‘inlove’ is. Do you? Maybe I was drunk. Damn. Now, stop flapping your lips… I’m busy plowing your friend!” Or something along those lines.