His ad should say: No money for hookers, hoping to find someone extremely drunk, and kind. TIA.
Swamp Creature says: “am a 34 year old looking 4 nsa fun maybe more.”
No luck getting a woman to have fun with him in a relationship…thought he’d try no strings attached. Have a feeling the strings aren’t the problem guy.
Thank you for including this rather unlovely picture of your penis. We were wondering if you made up for your swamp creature-esque appearance in a Ron Jeremy kind of way but we can clearly see that is not the case.
*This ad contains nude images of male genitalia. View at your own discretion.*