Self identifying idiots need not apply. Thanks in advance.
Smart as Hell says: “Here’s the deal. I’m only on Craigslist because here in Gadsden it is almost impossible to meet someone of a similar lifestyle. I’m atheist and a dork. I love life and do not judge others which, quite honestly, is a HUGE turn off for me. I’m somewhat good looking and a single father. My child lives with me and he is my life. I know it’s hard to stand out from the crowd and get someone of amazing quality to notice me but it’s worth a shot. I know what I want in a woman. I’m smart as hell and if you can look in the mirror and with all honesty say that you’re an idiot, then I will see it in you too and that’s not something that interests me. It’s fine that you’re an idiot but that’s not right for me and my son. I’m sure other idiots are out there waiting for a woman such as yourself. As for me, the mind is the biggest turn on. Regale me with funny stories and tell me things that touch your heart… that’ll grab my attention instantly. I’m not particularly picky about looks but let’s face facts here… If you can’t make the soldier salute then you’re not fit to lead him into battle. Is that harsh? Probably but it’s not my fault. Blame Mother Nature.”
The thing about idiots is that they don’t have the mental capacity to realize they are one. Most people consider themselves to be pretty smart cookies just like this fine gentleman here, but the rest of us see them as the dimly lit bulbs they really are. If you want to keep idiots from contacting you then you’re going to have to do a lot more than ask them not to and if Smart as Hell was as intelligent as he thinks, he would understand that.