Santa’s Not so Cute Reindeer says: “Hi I am 41 employed. Six foot 4 245 single no kids have my own place with no roommates and looking for attractive woman 21 to 30 (ew…) for friendship and possibly dating. (Possibly dating, definitely sex) Please dont be older and not family oriented (Because he wants sex, not kids). I like road trips, hanging out going to the park being outside. If you are independent and have yourself together then I would like to meet you. I am not black or interested in aa women (Ya know, I thought maybe he was black. Really glad he cleared that up.). If you dont send a pic you will be ignored eiather because I think your spam, cant follow directions or you are not attractive (Has he charmed your pants off yet?).”
For being a smart guy he’s not so good at contractions or spelling.