Not Desperate says: “Im lonely..not desperate but lonely.im tired of seeing people with someone who treats them bad and here i am..a good guy who would bend over backwards to make a woman happy.i dont do one night stands.i want a relationship.im 37 years old,single father to a six year old boy.im not much of a drinker.i dont smoke.i dont mind if you do.im not picky about looks.looks fade in time.i have a job.im a bus rider. (I admire how he slipped “bus rider” in there like it’s a quality) i love to cuddle.im at the jerome kersey memorial.i like all music and all movies.i like bowling,coffee,camping,swimming,
karaoke,ufc,pro wrestling.if you are real in the subject line of the e mail say:might as well jump.you can text five zero three five one two three six five four”
I always find it amusing when obviously unattractive people say they are not picky about looks, because you know prospective love interests are sitting there, in dispair looking at his pics thinking “I’d love to contact this lonely, not desperate guy but I’m just not sure I’m enough of a looker for him. Woe is me…” and that’s totally why he isn’t getting any replies. I also find that statement to be kind of insulting. “Well, ya can look like a pile of crap as long as ya got yer lady parts. I won’t mind.” Think I’m gonna go send that into Hallmark.