That’s fancy talk for sugar momma.
Unique Guy says: “If you are a woman (Yup)
who likes a guy like me:
Strong but sensitive, (Strong is good)
Intelligent but can be silly, (Sure)
Good but sometimes bad, (Uh huh)
and has champagne taste but beer money, (Whoa, wait…what?? No…not at all)
then write me back.”
Since when does unique mean just like every other loser?